Thirst Traps.

I can’t stand fuckboys.

Those little fucking weasels. I wish lameness would die, but weasels love garbage.

Weasels have no ethics, no principles, no soul. They not even a mongoose, just in the rodent family. Press harder on the X when you see them.

I wanna help man kind, some of you grew up without fathers so your lameness grew into a fucking cancer. My niggas, never comment on a bish picture. Don’t like that shit. Don’t share it. Don’t even privately view that shit. Ignore that! Fuck all that noise.

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Reason for my hiatus

For those wondering why it is that this blog has come to somewhat of a standstill, I have the answer for you. One of the main tenets of this blog is that women date jerks (who treat them like dirt) and ignore the nice guys (who would treat them like queens) because women have donkey shit in their heads that prevents them from making rational decisions.

I was wrong. The realisation of my erroneous conclusion put me in a mode of absolute depression and I strayed away from my initial task of proving men’s superiority over women.

The story of how I discovered how mistaken I really was begins, sadly, with gossip. A group of acquaintances were engaged in a heated discussion relating to a certain gorgeous female’s decision to wed a guy who many consider to be gay.

I don’t know either of the individuals who were the topic of the discussion, but I gave my opinion on the matter. Continue reading

Self-Portrait Monkeys

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Monkey Steals Camera, Takes Self-Portraits

The Huffington Post
Posted: 07/ 5/11 12:38 PM ET

In what could be the epitome of monkey business, a crested black macaque in a national park in Indonesia stole a photographer’s camera and snapped some very memorable self-portraits, including this one of a bemused photographer looking on.

UK-based wildlife photographer David Slater, 46, was following the endangered species for three days in a park north of the island of Sulawesi when one of the monkeys snatched his camera.

From The Guardian:

Slater said the photoshoot that resulted in these pictures took place after he set up a camera on a tripod. He left the equipment for a few moments and when he returned one of the creatures was, well, monkeying around with it.”They were quite mischievous, jumping all over my equipment. One hit the button. The sound got his attention and he kept pressing it. At first it scared the rest of them away but they soon came back – it was amazing to watch.

By the time he was able to get his camera back, Slater said that the monkey had taken hundreds of photos.

And for those skeptics who think this might be a publicity stunt or hoax? The Guardian reports that Slater stands by his story, so we’ll have to take the photographer at his word on this one.



Everything above that line was taken directly from a reputable site.  What I need to know is, why are people so amazed that a monkey took several self-portraits?  I see monkeys doing that shit every single day!  The only difference here is that the monkey in question didn’t immediately post it on Facebook.






Tattooed People Are Dumb

Gangster’s tattoo showing murder scene leads to his conviction

By Zachary Roth zachary Roth Fri Apr 22, 11:00 am ET

If Anthony Garcia wasn’t regretting that huge tattoo inked across his chest before, he sure must be now. That’s because it was the Los Angeles gangster’s body art that tipped off law enforcement to his role in an unsolved murder–and ultimately helped lead to his conviction. In short, as Los Angeles Times reporter Robert Faturechi notes, Garcia drew cops a map of the crime scene–on himself.

In 2008, Kevin Lloyd, a homicide investigator with the L.A. County Sheriff’s office, was looking through photos of tattoed gang members, when he came across Garcia’s (above). Garcia had recently been picked up on a routine traffic stop and soon released, but the image on his chest caught Lloyd’s attention.

Back in 2004, Lloyd had been working as a sergeant at the Pico Rivera station when he was called to the scene of a shooting outside a liquor store, in which 23-year-old John Juarez was gunned down. The murder was never solved.

But Lloyd quickly realized that the tattoo on Garcia’s chest showed the scene. It wasn’t just the image of the liquor store itself. It was the artistic details: the Christmas lights on the roof; the street lamp in the corner; and the murder victim depicted as a peanut, which is a gang terminology for a rival gang member. And above it all was a banner reading “Rivera Kills”—a reference to the Rivera-13 gang.

Lloyd and his colleagues soon found Garcia and arrested him. Then, a detective posing as another gang member was placed in Garcia’s jail cell–and soon got him talking. Before long, Garcia was bragging about the liquor store shooting–unaware that the undercover detective was recording him.

That recording would later be played for a jury, which convicted Garcia of the murder.

It’s not unusal for gang members to get tattoos that reference events in their lives–either symbolically or literally–as a way to impress their peers. But Homicide Lt. Dave Dolson said a tattoo that actually laid out its owner’s involvement in an unsolved murder was something new.

“I haven’t seen it before, and I haven’t heard of anything like it either,” Dolson told the paper.

Captain Mike Parker said cops had Garcia himself to thank for wrapping the case up. “Think about it,” Parker said. “He tattooed his confession on his chest. You have a degree of fate with this.”

(Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department)


Haberdashering – Assholes on Hike

There is this group of ‘people’ called haberdashers, who get together to run/walk through crappy places and post pictures on the internets.

The majority of them are expatriates and I have nothing against them making fools of themselves in my country. After all, they want to go back to Deutschland or Suisse (or wherever they come from) with tales of swashbuckling adventure in the rainforest. They want to speak of their encounters with the native buck, nigger and coolie tribes; they want to regale their friends with stories of mosquitoes, minibuses and chiggers. They want to speak of how backward our country is, and how their trek through the bushes made the whole world a better place.

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Why Jazmine Sullivan deserves to be kicked straight in the cunt

She has a stupid fucking song out entitled “Bust Your Windows” where she sings about committing a felony, namely vandalism. Here she says that he deserved it because men shouldn’t play with women’s feelings.



Jazmine Sullivan deserves to be kicked in the cunt because this song will eventually help persuade stupid women to act on her corny lyrics. I am against violence against women, even if they maliciously damage your motor vehicle.

Stupid women have no idea what it costs to own and operate a motor vehicle, especially in Guyana, and the serious implications the damage will have on the man. While they’re smiling at the destruction of the man’s personal property, there is no real understanding in her empty head that these things will have to be repaired or replaced.

A windshield for a 2004 Toyota Camry will cost US$ 692.68 if purchased on-line. Then there will be a cost attached to ship it to Guyana, which will be around US$175.00, resulting in a c.i.f of about US$867.68. Then upon arrival in Guyana it will have to face customs duty, customs service charge, value added tax, broker fees and others will make it a nice total of US$1370.93 or GY$ 275,000 for the windshield alone. The initial cost for the side windows range from US$452.17 to US$564.73 (then you have to add shipping and taxes). So smashing all of his windows will run him a bill of about just under GY$ 1,000,000.

I do not advocate violence against these women, and I shall explain why. When you hit her, then you may end up being arrested for domestic violence. You deserve to be arrested because physically hitting women is wrong. What you need to do is to hit he where it will really hurt, her purse and her freedom.

I say that we men should stick together and make an example of these women who damage our motor vehicles. Vandalism is a criminal offence, and you should take her to court for it. Then, follow it up with a lawsuit. Sue her for the damages to your car, and the money that it cost you to provide yourself with alternate transportation during the down time. It is important that you follow through with the entire process, and get it printed in the newspaper if possible. When the entire country sees a woman facing jail time and also having to find a million dollars to pay for the repairs for the damage she caused, I can bet you that there will be an extreme drop in incidences such as these.