Silver Dragon’s Greatest Quotes

Make sure she is never a priority. She must understand that office work, school work, your family, hanging with the fellas, sports, playing video games and watching South Park all rank above her in your scheme of things.

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she goes Hiroshima and Nagasaki on your erection when she says “I’d love to, but not tonight. I’m having my period right now.”

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Nothing says “I like to take it up the ass” quite like sporting a Gay-Hawk.

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Why is it that Caribbean women want to talk so much on their mobile phones, but never want to pay for it?

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Every young woman with a tattoo is a slut. There is absolutely no exception to this rule and you can have the Silver Dragon’s 100% money back guarantee that this rule of thumb will be 100% accurate 100% of the time. Now, if you’re a woman with a tattoo and you’re reading this, and you’re probably thinking that “I have a tattoo and I’m not a slut,” I have some news for you. YOU’RE WRONG! 

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have you ever heard of a gazelle intentionally injuring itself so that it cannot run, head straight for the middle of a den of starving lions, and make a lot of noise to ensure that all the lions are aware of its presence?  I’ve never known of any such situation either.  I seriously doubt that a gazelle would ever do anything that stupid, and let us not forget that a gazelle is a dumb animal.  Does this mean that gazelles are smarter than today’s young women?  I’ll leave you to answer that one yourself.

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 vaginas are like living Petri dishes. That is why it is okay for men to sleep around, but not women. Penises are superior organs that can better withstand disease, while vaginas are incubators just waiting to reproduce a vast culture of bacteria and viruses.