This post is dedicated to discussing the biggest set of crap known to mankind.  You are mistaken if you think I’m speaking about the cranial capacity for donkey excrement in the weaker gender, because the crap I’m here to talk about is 100% Pure Monkey Shit, and it fittingly bears a common acronym.  I can safely say this in code because I’m sure that women don’t know what an acronym is. 

 Premenstrual syndrome (PMS or Pure Monkey Shit) is the name of a group of symptoms that usually start up to 14 days before a woman’s period (menstruation). The symptoms usually stop soon after her period begins.  Most women feel some mild discomfort before their periods. But when they have PMS, they may feel so anxious, depressed or uncomfortable that they can’t cope at home or at work.

 

So-called Symptoms

 

A         Anxiety: irritable, crying without reason, verbally and/or physically abuse, feeling “out of control”, or Dr. Jekyl/Mr.Hyde changes.

 

D         Depression: confused, clumsy, forgetful, withdrawn, fearful, paranoid, suicidal thoughts and rarely suicidal actions.

 

C         Cravings: food cravings, usually for sweets or chocolate; diary products including cheese, an on occasion, alcohol or food in general.

 

H         Heaviness or Headache: Fluid retention leading to headache, breast tender, abdominal bloating and weight gain.

 

Aren't All Women Always Like This?

 

Real Symptoms

D – Donkey

S – Shit

F – For

B – Brains

 

I, the Silver Dragon, say that all of this shit is fake, and everyone who reads this will agree with me.  Have you ever noticed that the erratic behaviour attributed to PMS only affect the woman’s loved ones (or people who the woman considers to be lower on the rung in their social/employment ladder)?  Notwithstanding this, have you also noticed that this same woman is never rude to people she considers to be of a higher stature than herself?  An even clearer example is that when a girl like you, and is actively pursuing you, you’ll never see any bad side of her personality.  You could have been seeing her for two months and never once see any PMS related attitude or rudeness from her.   

 

You may ask yourself, what is Silver Dragon getting at?  Well, good reader, I am saying that PMS is a hoax created by feminists so that women can act like total cunts to people and not be held accountable for their actions.  PMS is just a trumped up scenario designed so that women can continue to act irresponsibly and not face the concomitant consequences.     

 

Even worse yet is that the onset of this so called PMS occurs prior to the actual menstruation.  Isn’t menstruation the part where all the cramps and the bleeding happen?  So how is it possible that PMS happens before that date?  That is like saying I felt the pain before I busted my toe against the leg of the sofa in the living room; or that I started haemorrhaging before I was stabbed with the knife.  Women, who the hell do you expect to believe that nonsense?    This just adds to the multiplicity of reasons as to why you Shouldn’t Trust Anything That Bleeds for Five Days and Doesn’t Die.