This post is dedicated to discussing the biggest set of crap known to mankind. You are mistaken if you think I’m speaking about the cranial capacity for donkey excrement in the weaker gender, because the crap I’m here to talk about is 100% Pure Monkey Shit, and it fittingly bears a common acronym. I can safely say this in code because I’m sure that women don’t know what an acronym is.
Continue reading ‘Don’t Trust Anything That Bleeds for Five Days and Doesn’t Die’
Today I’m talking about the cult of people that run around decorating everything in pink, holding countless seminars, putting lots of public service announcements on TV and Radio, and always asking for donations to help their cause.
I find one thing funny about the whole situation though. Continue reading ‘The Breast Stroke is the Best Stroke’
Dear Hideous Beast,
Are you fucking kidding me? Please stop this shit right now and get me out of your goddamn thoughts. Go back into the chasm from whence you came and leave me the hell alone. Continue reading ‘Are you out of your damn mind?’
I was looking at the news the other day when this story came up. I know that their rights were violated and all that, but it brought me to a bigger question. Why would a hot white chick like that want to date a sack of shit from another race? Well, because of this:
Interracial relationships are based on stupidity
Continue reading ‘Interracial relationships are based on stupidity’
There is a reason why you shouldn’t post your pic on the web, and now Raptus shall have to learn why … the hard way.
Pedobear and Raptus in: My Predicament - Part Deux! Continue reading ‘My Predicament – Part Deux!’
Since I’d been introduced to the Guyana blogosphere over a year ago nobody has both annoyed me and made me laugh as much as Stolid Charisma. And today, he has managed to do both at the same time. He has the most evil sense of humour I know, and when I laugh at his antics, I feel like I’m evil too. Anyhow, lately he has been causing mischief with a friend of mine, and I’d been placed in a most uncomfortable position. I decided to remain silent and not read any of the nonsense that had been going on so that I could keep out of it.
Then today he hit me for six. He e-mailed me this pic from the site Pedo-bear. It was a simple pic, as can be seen below, Continue reading ‘Why Stolid Charisma will burn in hell’
Women fail all the time..
“Hi, Christine.. want to go out.”
“No”
“You fail Christine, you fail.. you fail real hard!”
But sometimes, men fail too. Follow me.. Continue reading ‘“That doesn’t make you cute dude..”’
Apparently this song has been causing much trouble in Barbados. I find it to be the funniest thing ever. Parachute Panties! Lyrics below:
GT ADVICE
I want all yuh Bajan gals, stop all o’ this complaining
How we Guyanese gals theifing all yuh husbands and yuh boyfriend
Bajan gal stop it right now, stop all de finger pointing
How we Guyanese gals thiefing all yuh husbands and yuh men
Bees does find honey and ants does run to sugar
So don’t blame we if all yuh man like sugar from Guyana Continue reading ‘GT Advice’
I got seven Mack 11’s, about eight 38’s
Nine 9’s, ten mack tens, the shits never ends
You can’t touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches
Biggie Smalls; the millionare, the mansion, the yacht
The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
That’s how I got the weed spot
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lamb spread
Little Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don’t resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give mc’s the runs drippin
when I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
My slow flow’s remarkable, peace to Matteo
Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniffed the yeyo
That’s crazy blunts, mad L’s
My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
Oh my God, I’m droppin shit like a pigeon
I hope you’re listenin, smackin babies at they christening.
Stabroek News! How could you?
I was reading this article on Stabroek News, and this ad popped up.
I think the slogan should be changed though. It should read: Sugar Daddy Dating – Where sleazy old farts use their money and status to have sexual relations with young quasi-prostitutes.
