Women watched the super bowl. Unfortunately.
Women don’t know a damn thing about sports. I don’t know why they play sports or watch sports. Actually I do know.
Attention is something women would dry up and disintegrate over. Continue reading ‘Women, sports, attention and mosquitoes.’
These days everyone my age is getting kids. Even those considerably younger than me are spouting offspring. I don’t have any, and it’s by choice. People will often give you the impression that children are such a blessing, and tell you lots of nice things about them, but that’s all a load of horseshit. Continue reading ‘Silver Dragon Hates Children’
There is nothing a cute girl likes more than knowing she is cute. That way, she spends every waking second tryin to remind you she is cute.. Creating one monster known as a cock tease.
Could this be you?
Amma help niggers understand the dangers of the girl who knows she is cute and you selling your soul for her attention. Continue reading ‘Circle of friends.’
According to the Associated Press “In the first four days after the earthquake, U.S. charities had received $150 million for Haiti — outpacing the response to both Katrina and the tsunami.” While the world welcomes the outpouring of assistance from the people and government of the United States of America, I often take a more analytical view of everything. I am not here to question the altruism of America, but rather to ponder the possibility of ulterior motives behind it. Why the hell would America give so much so quickly now, especially when they’re still feeling the effect of the recession? After all, since hurricane Katrina and the Indian Ocean tsunami occurred during better economic times, it would be expected that they would have given more then. The Silver Dragon seeks to investigate this peculiar happening.
According to the U.S. Immigration Policy on Haitian Migrants (http://www.ndu.edu/library/docs/crs/crs_rs21349_21jan05.pdf) “The devastation of Tropical Storm Jeanne coupled with escalating civil unrest and armed rebellion in Haiti has renewed congressional interest in U.S. policy on Haitian migrants, particularly those attempting to reach the United States by boat. While some observers assert that the arrival of these Haitians demonstrate a breach in border security, others maintain that these Haitians are asylum seekers following a 30-year practice of Haitians coming by boat without legal immigration documents. Migrant.”
The same document goes on to say “U.S. immigration policy toward migrants from Cuba and Haiti are often discussed in tandem because there are several key points of comparison. Both nations have a history of repressive governments with documented human rights violations. Both countries have a history of sending asylum seekers to the United States by boats. Finally, although U.S. immigration law is generally applied neutrally without regard to country of origin, there are special laws and agreements pertaining to both Cubans and Haitians. Despite these points of similarity, the treatment of Cubans fleeing to the United States differs from that of Haitians. Cuban migrants receive more generous treatment under U.S. law than Haitians …”
It should be noted that in 1991 there was military coup d’etat deposing Haiti’s first democratically elected President, Jean Bertrand Aristide. 15 October 1994, was the date of President Aristide’s return to Haiti. Now, riddle me this, Batman: If there was such a sudden spike in illegal migrants after the coup d’etat, what will the effect be after such a devastating earthquake?
According to Time Magazine, “On Friday, the third day after the earthquake, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano announced that the estimated 100,000 to 200,000 Haitians “not legally in the United States” as of Jan. 12 would be granted a form of asylum called Temporary Protected Status (TPS), which would allow them to work in the U.S. for the next 18 months. Earlier in the week, she had declared a suspension of the enforcement of the expulsion orders given to 30,000 Haitians.”
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1953379_1953494_1954262,00.html
This whole situation raises a question in my mind. Are the Americans giving out of the genuine kindness of their hearts, or are they trying to ‘fix’ Haiti quickly so that there would be no excuse for Haitians entering the US illegally?
The bizarre story of Carl Tanzler and his twisted predilections towards love and devotion is something of a morbid pop legend, made even stranger by the fact that it’s all true. He went by a variety of names: Count Carl Von Cosel is probably the most well known aside from Tanzler, though his German marriage certificate lists him as Georg Karl Tänzler as well. He was born in 1877 in Dresden, Germany, and relocated to Zephryhills, Florida in 1927. He was joined there shortly after by his wife and two daughters. There, he took up a post at the United States Marine Hospital in Key West, working as a radiologist.
Carl, needed help.
Women hate women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for twenty five years, you put a man in between them … “fuck that bitch,” “fuck that bitch.” Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, “Oh man, she’s nice, I gotta get me a girl like that.” If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes, “I gotta get him, and I will slit that bitch’s throat to do it.” Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don’t trust around their man.
On 22 December 2009, ABC’s Nightline had the nerve to ask this queston: Why so many single, black females? LINSEY DAVIS and HANA KARAR tried to answer the question, but all they did was to reveal that these women simply have donkey shit in their heads for brains. Behold the stupidity below: Continue reading ‘What is keeping African-American women from walking down the aisle?’
Dear Rihanna,
You are a total hottie. You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a woman. Jennifer Aniston looked good when she posed for the cover of this magazine, but OMG, you are so much better. You are my true Caribbean Beauty, and I love you.
Yours lustfully,
Silver Dragon
