Don’t Call it Rape … Consider it ‘Sex by Surprise’!

I never fully understood why it is that men are penalised for rape.  It simply doesn’t make sense.  Truth be told, he would have never raped that woman if she had consented to sex in the first place, so technically it’s her fault.  Sex is sex, but it’s just that some sex is consensual, while another is simply by surprise.  Let me explain further …

My Take on the ‘Good’ Hair Debate

You know those people with extra long hair, especially the ones whose hair reaches down their backs to their behinds? 

Don’t Trust Anything That Bleeds for Five Days and Doesn’t Die

This post is dedicated to discussing the biggest set of crap known to mankind.  You are mistaken if you think I’m speaking about the cranial capacity for donkey excrement in the weaker gender, because the crap I’m here to talk about is 100% Pure Monkey Shit, and it fittingly bears a common acronym.  I can safely say this in code because I’m sure that women don’t know what an acronym is. 

The Breast Stroke is the Best Stroke

Today I’m talking about the cult of people that run around decorating everything in pink, holding countless seminars, putting lots of public service announcements on TV and Radio, and always asking for donations to help their cause. 

 I find one thing funny about the whole situation though. 

Are you out of your damn mind?

Dear Hideous Beast,

 Are you fucking kidding me?  Please stop this shit right now and get me out of your goddamn thoughts.  Go back into the chasm from whence you came and leave me the hell alone.

Interracial relationships are based on stupidity

I was looking at the news the other day when this story came up.  I know that their rights were violated and all that, but it brought me to a bigger question.  Why would a hot white chick like that want to date a sack of shit from another race?  Well, because of this:

 

Interracial relationships are based on stupidity

 

My Predicament – Part Deux!

There is a reason why you shouldn’t post your pic on the web, and now Raptus shall have to learn why … the hard way.

Pedobear and Raptus in:    My Predicament - Part Deux!

Why Stolid Charisma will burn in hell

Since I’d been introduced to the Guyana blogosphere over a year ago nobody has both annoyed me and made me laugh as much as Stolid Charisma.  And today, he has managed to do both at the same time.  He has the most evil sense of humour I know, and when I laugh at his antics, I feel like I’m evil too.  Anyhow, lately he has been causing mischief with a friend of mine, and I’d been placed in a most uncomfortable position.  I decided to remain silent and not read any of the nonsense that had been going on so that I could keep out of it. 

 

Then today he hit me for six.  He e-mailed me this pic from the site Pedo-bear.  It was a simple pic, as can be seen below,

“That doesn’t make you cute dude..”

Women fail all the time..

“Hi, Christine.. want to go out.”

“No”

“You fail Christine, you fail.. you fail real hard!”

But sometimes, men fail too. Follow me..

GT Advice

Apparently this song has been causing much trouble in Barbados.  I find it to be the funniest thing ever.  Parachute Panties!  Lyrics below:

 

GT ADVICE

I want all yuh Bajan gals, stop all o’ this complaining
How we Guyanese gals theifing all yuh husbands and yuh boyfriend
Bajan gal stop it right now, stop all de finger pointing
How we Guyanese gals thiefing all yuh husbands and yuh men
Bees does find honey and ants does run to sugar
So don’t blame we if all yuh man like sugar from Guyana